for a limited time only
Let me tell you something: proceeds from the Spirit of Salt store have been a disappointing line item on the old personal income spreadsheet. But all that’s about to change, as I introduce a Thrilling Limited Time Offer! I’m temporarily raising the price on my astonishing album Only the Very Greatest Hits to only $4,635.00!
Early feedback suggests that many people may be curious about how I’ve arrived at this revolutionary new standard in music pricing: I’m happy to say that it isn’t based on any “particular data point.” I just wanted to choose a really large number.
So head on over and pick yourself up one today!
P.S. I lied about the price not being based on any particular data point. Thanks for bailing helping me out, Working American!